πŸ›« Brisbane β†’ Melbourne β€’ Base: Mernda 🏠

Melbourne 2026

The Lads Do Victoria β€” Beers, Bars & Beyond

Arrive
Thu 5 Feb
Duration
4 Days / 3 Nights
Depart
Sun 8 Feb
Crew
3 Lads + Partners
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Thursday β€” Arrival & First Night

5 February 2026 β€’ Land β†’ CBD β†’ Drinks
Arbory Bar
Riverside Bar

Arbory Bar & Eatery

Iconic riverside bar tucked under Flinders Street Station. Perfect sunset spot with massive beer selection.

drinks couples
Chin Chin
Southeast Asian

Chin Chin

Melbourne's most hyped Asian restaurant. No reservations, just rock up. Expect a queue but worth it.

dinner couples
Eau De Vie
Speakeasy

Eau De Vie

Award-winning speakeasy with secret whiskey room behind a bookcase. 1920s Gatsby vibes.

cocktails
02

Friday β€” Culture & Beach

6 February 2026 β€’ Markets β†’ Laneways β†’ St Kilda
Hardware Societe
French Brunch

Hardware Societe

Melbourne's best French-inspired breakfast. The Croque Madame is legendary. Worth the queue.

brunch couples
Queen Victoria Market
Market

Queen Victoria Market

Melbourne's iconic market since 1878. American Doughnut Kitchen, bratwurst, fresh produce.

market landmark
Hosier Lane
Street Art

Hosier Lane & Laneways

World-famous street art, hidden cafes, and the soul of Melbourne's laneway culture.

culture couples
St Kilda Beach
Beach & Luna Park

St Kilda Beach & Luna Park

Iconic beachside suburb with Luna Park, pier walks, penguins at sunset, and Acland Street cake shops.

beach couples
Rooftop Cinema
Cinema

Rooftop Cinema

Movies under the stars with city skyline views. Bar on site. Perfect date night ending.

date night
03

Saturday β€” Day Vibes

7 February 2026 β€’ Brunch β†’ Fitzroy β†’ Prep for Night
Higher Ground
Iconic Brunch

Higher Ground

Melbourne's most beautiful brunch spot. Soaring ceilings, incredible food, buzzy atmosphere.

brunch couples
NGV
Art Gallery

NGV International

National Gallery of Victoria. Free entry to world-class permanent collection. The partners will love it.

culture couples
Fitzroy
Neighbourhood

Fitzroy & Collingwood

Melbourne's creative heart. Brunswick & Smith St for indie shops, vintage, excellent coffee.

explore couples
Stomping Ground
Brewery

Stomping Ground Brewing

Collingwood brewery with excellent craft beer. Free tours Sat/Sun at noon. Pre-night warm up.

craft beer lads
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SATURDAY NIGHT β€” LADS OUT

The main event. A carefully curated bar crawl through Melbourne's best hidden bars, craft beer havens, and late-night spots. Partners doing their own thing tonight.

Boilermaker House
Stop 1 β€’ Whiskey & Beer

Boilermaker House

Start strong. 20+ craft taps and insane whiskey menu. Exposed brick, industrial vibes.

whiskey lads
The Terminus
Stop 2 β€’ Classic Pub

The Terminus Hotel

150 years of serving beer. 16 rotating taps with rare finds. Classic Melbourne pub.

craft beer lads
Forester's Hall
Stop 3 β€’ Beer Hall

Forester's Hall

50+ taps, late-night pizza, live bands in a giant clam shell stage. Beer heaven.

beer hall lads
Beneath Driver Lane
Stop 4 β€’ Hidden Bar

Beneath Driver Lane

Down a laneway, down stairs. 400+ spirits. Moody lighting, perfect booths, exceptional cocktails.

cocktails lads
Berlin Bar
Stop 5 β€’ Themed Bar

Berlin Bar

Ring doorbell for entry. Wall separating opulent West from gritty East. Weird, wonderful.

themed lads
Gin Palace
Stop 6 β€’ Final Stop

Gin Palace

Melbourne OG. 30 years. 90ml Martini pours. Open til 3am. Where legends end their nights.

martinis lads
04

Sunday β€” Recovery & Home

8 February 2026 β€’ Sleep In β†’ Brunch β†’ Airport
Top Paddock
Recovery Brunch

Top Paddock

Richmond's finest. 16-hour beef brisket roll for the hangover. Great coffee. Buzzy atmosphere.

recovery
Southbank
Final Walk

Southbank Promenade

Riverside walk, final coffee, reflect on epic weekend before heading to airport.

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Practical Stuff

Everything you need for a seamless trip

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Base Camp: Mernda

We're staying in Mernda and heading into the city each day. It's about 40km north of CBD β€” roughly 50 mins by train or 35-45 mins by car (depending on traffic).

πŸš‚ 50min Train to CBD
πŸš— 35-45min Drive to CBD

πŸš‚ Mernda β†’ CBD

  • Train (Mernda Line)~50 mins
  • First Train5:15am
  • Last Train back~11:30pm
  • Uber (late night)~$50-70

πŸ’‘ Mernda is the terminus β€” guaranteed seats!

πŸš— Getting Around CBD

  • CBD TramsFREE Zone
  • St KildaTram 96 (30min)
  • Myki Day Cap$10.60
  • Uber in CBD$8-15

πŸ’° Budget (Per Person)

  • Flights (return)~$200-350
  • AccommodationSorted! βœ“
  • Transport~$50-100
  • Food & Drink~$400-600

🌀️ February Weather

  • Average High26Β°C
  • Average Low14Β°C
  • VibeSummer β˜€οΈ
  • PackLayers + Sunnies

πŸ“± Essential Apps

  • TransportPTV App
  • RideshareUber / Didi
  • BookingsThe Fork
  • WeatherBOM

⏰ Daily Timing Tips

  • Leave Mernda by9:30-10am
  • In CBD around10:30-11am
  • Last train warning~11pm
  • Lads NightUber home! 🍺